Is time on my side?

Is it morning? Is it night? I'm so confused. Daylight savings time started yesterday and I've been thrown off completely! The only thing that makes it all better is driving my toy steering wheel like a maniac. Daddy is concerned that road rage will become an issue and that I will rack up a bunch of speeding tickets...

Ok, well that was a random start to this month's entry. I think that random-ness is the best way to describe this past month. Things here have been different to say the least. Mommy has been gone a lot this month. She was gone for 10 days at the beginning of October and then left again for 5 days at the end. She even missed Halloween!! Oh well, I made up for it by being exceptionally cute.

Mommy made me a doctor costume. I wore it proudly along with a stethoscope around my neck. While I don't think that these scrubs will fit much longer, I fully expect to become a doctor (among other things including an engineer, a computer scientist, and president) someday. Anyway, I made my rounds (get it?) starting at my babysitter's house, then to nana's, then to Elmbrook to see Grandmother and Pa, then to grammy's, and finally to my church. I had a huge pumpkin bucket that was full of candy by the end of the night. I could barely carry it. However, now that Mommy is home, she has made good use of the candy and it is already halfway empty.

I didn't start out as the biggest Halloween fan out there. I still don't care for the scary stuff much. I get very upset and turn my face and cry "no, no, no". At a halloween party that we all went to, I spent much of the first hour clinging to my mommy's shirt. Princesses and Pirates and Pumpkins are all great Halloween costumes. Zombies and Witches are not. Next year, I hope to be big enough to fit into Uncle Matt's old Panda Bear costume. Nana made it for him a quarter of a century ago. It's an antique! Mommy doesn't especially like the thought of that....

I also made my way back to the cornfield maze this year. I got to go through a miny haybale maze, take a hay ride, and go through the actual corn maze. However, for the second year in a row, we only got through part of the corn maze. Mommy didn't like being in the maze in the dark and almost lost it! We finally got out at the halfway point and I managed to calm her down enough to drive us home.

I am currently getting about 4 teeth and have also discovered the gift of gab. My favorite word is "no". I have actually woken up from sleep to tell my mommy and daddy "no". I also like to say "what" and "doggie". I have become quite adept at blowing kisses and giving actual (slobbery) kisses. Men, it is important to know how to kiss a woman properly. The lips should be closed and slobbery and you must make the noise "mmmmmmmuah!" when completing the transaction. I promise, take my advice and you can't go wrong! Finally, I have also discovered that women like it when you aren't afraid to dance in public. I love to do this and I have several potential girlfriends at every place I choose to dance at. This could be the grocery store, the doctor's office, mommy's work, or the post office. It doesn't matter and it's great fun and exercise. I reccommend it!

I am looking forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas. If you need suggestions for gifts, I would love some new coloring books and those special markers that only work on paper. By the way, I'm right handed and I love to draw, especially with pen. In library books. I would also like some other books to read and maybe a guitar. I hear that ladies like the guitar.

Everybody, enjoy the holiday season approaching. I am scheduled to have my holiday picture professionally taken in a few days and I promise to send out copies to all of my fans. In the meantime, please visit my photo section and look at all of the cool autumn/Halloween pictures.

Oh! I have to tell you that I noticed the guestbook is looking kind of outdated and bare lately. People, I need to know you love me. Please, leave me some new messages. I would do the same for you!

Buenos noches,

Evan