Summer is the new "fall"

Hey readers!

Well, tomorrow is the first day of Autumn. I have survived another summer. Barely. "What?" you ask. "Why?" Well, let me tell you. My parents are insane. Crazy. Loco.

See, last week I was taking a nap in bed with Mommy. I woke up and wanted down, so I crawled over her and tried to slide off the bed feet first. Apparently, I had her pinned down and her range of motion wasn't what it normally is (more about that later), so she couldn't catch me and help me. I ended up falling off and cutting my eyelid. So, after I felt better, Daddy took me for a walk outside and let me fall down and skin my knee! I don't know what their problems are! They stink!

Anyway, I'm really ok, but it's my job to make them feel guilty about these kinds of things. I'm pretty good at it, no?

It has been a while since I have updated everyone, and I apologize, but there are not many new pictures. It has been a busy month though. First of all, Mommy had reconstructive surgery about 10 days ago, hence her lack of motion range. She is doing well, but isn't supposed to lift me. I make her do it anyway. It's good for her. It helps build upper body strength. She looks pretty and I'm very proud of her. In fact, I'm so proud, I walked in the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure this morning! Well, I sat in the stroller and Mommy pushed me, but I still wore a onesie that said "My Mommy is a Survivor" and a pink celebration banner in her honor.

Mommy has also gone and gotten herself a job. Not just any job, but a guardianship job that will take her away from me for about 10 days! She will be going back to my hometown of Austin from Oct. 1-5th and then off to San Antonio Oct. 6-9th. Daddy will be taking care of me while she is gone. If you never hear from me again, you know something happened to me while Mommy was gone. I love all of you.

I also love music. I have started spinning and twirling when music plays. I like to make conductor motions with my hands when my favorite songs come on. I especially like the Addams Family theme song and the Visa debit card commercial music. That's some good stuff! I have also perfected blowing kisses to the ones I love, though I am not necessary generous with them. You must earn my love. Also, I LOVE turning the TV on and off. That is hillarious. Mommy and Daddy get SO freakin' worked up when I do that! I try to wait until a really good spot in the TV show or movie to do it. HAHAHAHAHA!! It still makes me laugh!! Silly couch potatoes... I have developed a love for the phone and have called many an unsuspecting person this past month. Nana, Mommy, and some of Mommy's friends have gotten calls from me when Mommy isn't looking. I'm not discriminating. I'll use either the cell phone or the regular cordless. They are both very cool. If I don't have anyone to call, I just take the phone off of the hook for the heck of it. It's great to watch Mommy and Daddy figure it out 4 hours and 27 minutes later! Basically, I'm a lot smarter than they are. You have to get up pretty early to fool Evan Beggs!

Well, that's all I can think of right now. It's 10:00pm, so I'm going to log off and have a nightcap before I go to bed. I hope everyone has a great Halloween! I will, I'm going to be a doctor! You know there will be lots of beautiful pictures of me in my scrubs next issue. Mark it on your calendar. Approximately November 1st, ok? Ok. Cool.

Peace Out!

Evan